Disclaimer 1: If you exposed to the bite or scratch of an animal you do not know the vaccination status of please seek medical attention as soon as possible. Once symptoms start rabies is 100% fatal.

Disclaimer 2: If you were surprised by a little bat falling out of a deck umbrella and you thought you were being smart by getting some thick gloves to move him before the customers came to the front door of the recycling center where you volunteer, please know that bat claws are VERY sharp and super tiny and you might not even notice right away that it’s little bitty tiny claw scratched you. 🥺

Disclaimer 3: If you get bit or scratched by an animal and you decide not to get treated for possible rabies you won’t actually grow features of the animal in question and become some kind of cool hybrid monster creature – you will just die. Get the shots, babe. 💅🏼

Disclaimer 4: If you need to seek treatment for possible exposure to rabies make sure you go to a facility that takes your insurance and is in network! If you thought it was in network because you were just there in May but it changed at some point since then and you didn’t know, you might end up staring at a potential $4,000 deductible payment that you can’t really afford so you end up making a really silly pose reference pack for people because it’s the best idea you have right now.